I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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