Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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