If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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