Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Porn is love you can see.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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