Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
how drunk are you?
Several
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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