How'd it feel making her break her religion?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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