She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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