My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
