ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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