I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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