It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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