I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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