Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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