garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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