Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She bit a glass in half.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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