So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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