when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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