Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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