why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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