I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
