have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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