chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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