id be glad to
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
you never un-have a 4some
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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