He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
