are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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