Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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