Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I love having hate sex.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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