I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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