Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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