he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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