Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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