Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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