I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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