Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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