Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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