we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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