K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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