I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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