Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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