Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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