what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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