I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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