Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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