How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I skipped work to stalk him.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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