He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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