Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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