This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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