so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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