I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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