he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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