i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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