First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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