I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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