do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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