brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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