So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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