the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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