Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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