Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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