i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You made out with two different species that night
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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