In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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