This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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