In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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